Christmas Card 2014

Written by Miles on December 25th, 2014

It’s Christmas, 2013. The Miles Rausch Family suffers a grave tragedy when a novelty ornament is found missing from their Christmas tree. Later, it’s discovered smashed and shattered in a far corner of the room. Parents put Ainsley, the family’s two year old, in timeout for the crime. She says she’s innocent — though she can’t exactly be understood. But someone can, her older brother, Ian. The trouble is, his story doesn’t add up.

This is the story of Familial, our Serial podcast parody and holiday gift to you.

Visit our 2014 Christmas Card and click “Download” to listen.

If you aren’t sure what the Serial podcast is, you really should check it out. So good, you guys.

Christmas Card 2013

Written by Miles on February 20th, 2014

To look at the past year’s posts, you might think nothing happened in 2013. 2013 was a maintenance release for us: no new kids, no new jobs, no new dwellings. So what did happen this year?

For our Christmas Card this year, we welcome you to take a look at the numbers. We present a digital presentation to highlight the most important digits in 2013.

View our 2013 Christmas Card here.

Merry Christmas

Written by Holli on January 13th, 2013

Well, life happened. And we forgot to plan our Christmas card. So it became our New Year card.

And now it’s our Whenever the ‘H’ We Get It Done card.

We got it done. Enjoy!

Introducing Ainsley Ann Rausch!

Written by Miles on September 25th, 2012

Well, the Miles Rausch family welcomed its newest member this week: Ainsley Ann.

Her stats:

  • Born September 23, 2012
  • At 5:59 pm
  • Weighing 7 pounds & 3 ounces
  • Measuring 19 inches & ½ of another inch
  • Tends to sound like a pterodactyl

Everyone is doing well. Older brother, Ian, is absolutely obsessed with baby sister, which is a mixed blessing that will eventually get better.

xkcd: Feathers

Written by Miles on September 5th, 2012

xkcd: Feathers.

I’ve totally had this thought.