Things I Learned From Mowing Our Lawn

  • Should have purchased a bagged mower
  • I feel self-conscious mowing the front yard when the neighbors are outside
    • I feel self-conscious mowing the front yard when the neighbors’ construction men are outside
  • We need work gloves
  • A bagless mower, on windy days, will not be fun
  • Filling the gas can is quite possibly the scariest task in the world
  • When not in a hurry, the front and back yards can be mowed in under 45 minutes.
    • We have a small yard
  • Mower vs. Gigantic Mushrooms = Mower wins (for now)
  • Picking up sticks sucks just as much now as it did when I was a kid
  • We need a weed-wacker